Susan Sarandon?

I’ve been told since college.
But more of late.
You‘re the spittin‘ image!
There’s just no debate.

You’re a dead ringer!
Were you separated at birth?
Everyone has a twin.
“Is this a blessing or curse?”

I’ve been stopped in the mall,
and the car repair shop,
at the grocery store,
and in parking lots.

“So, what do I do?
How DO I engage in it?
Buy a red wig
and get me an agent?

“So that’s what I did.
Called a look-alike firm.
They said they could sell me
But I think I got burned.”

When people have parties.
When men have conventions
They want Britney Spears
and Jessica Simpson.