A FRIEND IN NEED

How are you doing?
It’s great to see you my kids
Are driving me nuts.
I’m going to take more
time for myself
No ifs, no ands no buts.
He’s golfing again and
Working late
He missed Tim’s soccer game.
But he talked so sweet
When he got home
He’s really not to blame.
Jeanny hates the clothes
I buy, she gripes incessantly
But she makes all A’s,
such a genius child
Deserves the best, you see.
“Well I haven’t been up to par
these days”. “Too bad,
We’re taking a trip.
We looked at a house,
The van broke down, I might be
Losing my grip.
Jack took me out,
he’s been so great
He helped all day with the kids.
He says we’ll have
whatever we want
in nineteen ninety six.
I’m tired, I’m fat but
I’ll soon be thin.
Do you think Jack
Cheats on me?
I know he’d rather
Die right now than
Live unfaithfully.
If you ever need me
You know where I am
The weather’s turning cool.
How did you say things are with you?
I’m late for Jeanny’s car pool.